Sources close to the White House confirmed today that Mr. Wiggles the teddy bear of President Bush was kidnapped.
Sources say that upon hearing of the news President Bush was inconsolable, Mr. Wiggles has been a part of the Presidents life for the last eight years, sources have even said that Mr Wiggles may have been the one to convince Bush to go to war in Iraq.
The FBI has been brought into to head up the case. FBI spokesman Drew White said that the agency is currently forming a list of potential suspects, agents have confirmed that Scott McClellan is a person of interest that they would like to talk to.
A source who asked to be anonymous said that they believe the Laura Bush may have thrown Mr Wiggles out while doing some spring cleaning.
Unconfirmed reports state that the White House received a ransom note from a Dr. E asking for the sum of one Billion dollars.