God can be a moody bastard, claims Wife

Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Edna and God in a picture taken by their son the Holy Spirit

Edna God - the little heard-of wife of divine entity and ruler of the Universe God- has spoken publicly about their relationship in an interview with a women's magazine.

"He can be a very stubborn man", Edna told Women's Bitz, "he can be a moody bastard when he wants to. But I love him. And it's not just because he's a powerful man.".

Indeed, Edna goes on to describe the day-to-day running of the Universe over at God Central - AKA 'Heaven'.

"He gets up at 6 without fail. Shits, showers and shaves. Makes some toast. Usually burns it. And then goes out and practices some line-dancing moves in the garden of Eden", she relates, "next stop is a journey through time and space and a bit of creation. He leaves most of the actual running of the company to his priestly mortals."

His day usually ends around 10 PM when he comes home for a nice cup of tea and a big meal cooked by his beloved wife.

"He goes mad when his dinner's not on the table. He tries to bully me with a bit of thunder and lightning - but it doesn't bother me. I'm used to his shit by now".

Edna also describes the sometimes troublesome relationship between God and their kids.

"Jesus was always my favorite and God preferred the Holy Spirit. He never took Jesus anywhere. Never watched him playing soccer or took him fishing as a boy. He even let him die on a cross rather then save him - and all because he was helping that hairy freak Noah fix the hole in his ark."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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