Big 'Gordon' Brown wins Kentucky Derby

Written by ScottThe Dot

Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Big Brown wins Kentucky Fried Chicken in Derby

Big 'Gordon' Brown today won the Kentucky with a blistering display of moving quickly round a bit of grass.

A spokesman for the Prime Minister said 'He is entitled to have a hobby and for Gordon it is Horse Racing. He races against horses every weekend but usually keeps a low profile. Due to his deputy's love for Kentucky Fried Chicken, he decided to enter this particular race and won by a false eye.'

Sadly the runner up Ann Widdecombe had to be put down. 'It was the pasta ads that made me do it.' said owner David Cameron.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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