George Bush today criticised a journalist for asking him a question that he did not have a scripted answer for.
The 61 year-old railed against the 'corrupt liberal media' when journalist Helen Thomas asked him 'What day is it?'
'I am President of the United Nations. I should not have to take this kind of disrespectfulnissiveness from anybody far less some old hag.' said the former alcoholic, coke addict, draft dodger. 'I don't see the relevance of the question. I answered it yesterday and as far as I am concerned my answer still stands.'
Helen Thomas,94, was unable to comment as she was found stabbed 34 times in an apparent suicide bid.