Bush and Cheney to give Spears backing in presidential race

Written by Ste_13

Friday, 1 February 2008

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Britney Spears last night announced her bid to become George W Bush's predecessor as president of the USA. In a bizarre twist, Spears (26), will become the USA's youngest and most well known president since Bill Clinton.

Bodyguards have removed Spears from her home due fears that Alfred the fish finger and Charlie the Carrot were going to attack her. Her mother Jamie Spears alerted Bush that a risk was present.

Bush and Spears are working on a super speech for super Tuesday when she represents "The Raving Looney Monster Raving Party" A group formally set up in the UK, but Miss Spears has revitalised the political group in the US.

Both Bush and Cheney are working hard to secure Spears as the next president, many sources believe this is a start of a great president

Spears best known for shooting drugs and the party girl image, will now have to find a new weird policy for the new voters and those on super Tuesday.

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