Brittany Spears spent all day today in a fetal position at L.A. Prestigious Mount Sinai Psychiatric Hospital for Possessed Creatures.
Spears was allowed to pick a pre-decorated padded cell for the day and she chose the Saint Valentines Cell. At first there appeared to be a problem when Lindsay Lohan threw a fit and threatened to tear Spears' wings off if she couldn't have the cell, but she calmed down when offered the Love Boat Suite cell, complete with photos of Gavin McCleod.
Spears slept peacefully all day and is expected to return to her latest concert tour of animal experiment laboratories, where apparently monkeys on Red dye number 9 adore her music.