Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

London - (Barefaced Ass Mess): The winning contestant in the Starkers Miss England pageant is hopping mad today after imposters on the social nit-working site MyNudeSpace slammed her as a demented dipso nymphomaniac.

The the 20-year-old model cum floral artiste from Grimsby has instructed her lawyers to remove her fake profile from the nudist site after becoming inundated with lewd suggestions about her meteoric rise to pageant glory.

The fake entry for Ms Georgie Whoresly reads:

"Hi, I am Gee Whoresly. Bet you can't guess why I'm this year's Starkers Miss England! And bet you can't guess who mentored me to win this great contest, sponsored this year by Winalot Dog Foods and Newcastle Breweries!

"Make me your chat-pal and I'll let you in on my sizzling Starkers secrets!"

In a statement for Ms Whoresly's today her attorney said:

"This has been a lewd affront to my client who, far from being the drunken slut with a penchant for bestiality, is a wholesome, intelligent virgo intacta in a stable relationship with half adozen suitable young men only.

"Ms Whoresly has 10 GCSEs, an A Level in Canine Physiology and a Red Cross Therapeutic Care Course diploma in emergency amputation procedures.

"We deplore this fabrication of her unsullied reputation."

That last sentence may refer to a line in the site's Official Profile which says of Georgie:

"My mood is 'horny', my hobby is 'drink', I'd sure love a 'quickie', nudge-nudge wink-wink."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Naked, miss england




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