Pig Crisis in Moroco

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Thursday, 30 August 2007

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This animal will be slaughtered by the penguins if the UN does not intervine.

The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.

Foreign pigs are being imported but the cul continues despite pleas from the US and the EU. The pigs are being thoughtlessly being slaughtered by penguins flying south for the summer from their breading territory in New South Wales.

This has been questioned by may people as being immoral since penguins only eat fish and being the fifty sixth most intelligent animals in the world ranking just above the pygmy monkeys of Scotland they should know better.

This is the fifth concurrent year in which the pig slaughter has occurred and experts predict that by the year five billion the sun will have expanded destroying the earth in a similarly violent fashion as these pigs are being destroyed.

The UN are talking of imposing sanctions on the penguin state but who can say whether even this will stop the killing.

Is this the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning?

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