Bush To Sell Big Issue For Iraq War

Funny story written by Wildjesusfishkid

Friday, 25 May 2007

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It Has been suggested that George W Bush is set to hit the streets of Baghdad this summer promoting sales of the magazine for the homeless magazine for the homeless, The Big Issue.

A Whitehouse spokesperson told us that George could not think of a better way to raise funds for more death and destruction.

"The owners of the magazine should be over the moon. We have directly taken steps to increase the magazine's circulation in other parts of the American empire by making thousands of people homeless in our province of Iraq" said a vicious facist.

He went on to say,

"I guesstimate that George could make a deal with the owners and cut himself a 20% share of the profits in order to fund this and maybe another war."

A US political commentator said that as soon as the American people accept that this is a good kind war and not allow themselves to be distracted by petty issues like the economy and other trivial domestic matters, then the world will be a better place.

It is rumoured that this is a load of nonsense and just a story designed to ridicule George W's foreign policy although we have been unable to corroborate this.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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