China creates first ever "Women's Town"

Funny story written by doomgenie

Thursday, 26 April 2007


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for China creates first ever "Women's Town"
A woman offers to kick me in the balls

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town", where men get punished for disobedience, an official said on Thursday.

The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town", was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey", a tourism official told Reuters. Already, phone lines have been ringing off the hook from Dominatrix's from all corners of the globe.

"Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism. We all know how kinky business men love to get domineered by beautiful aggressive women" the official, surname Li, said by telephone. "We expect this town to generate Millions of US dollars in the first year, and by the 5th year to be approaching a Billion per year, as word spreads".

The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan (20 million dollars) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said. We are expecting a population boom in the millions within the first 10 years, and we will need to make the area habitable for all who come. Although we know they are here for the women or to control the men, we have to have the facilities to make this area "home".

"We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added. We will take all the money we can get to make this idea, a reality. Too many fat slobs and weak men out there need attention and dominance of a strong woman.

The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests", Chinese media have reported. Already, the women have gathered together with ideas of requests they will make to the men. Among them, gay sex, beastiality, genital tortures, and watching Golden Girls.

When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board and servicing any willing stranger" or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said. Punishments go into many different arena's, but humiliation is always the root. Some have said, the will force their men to wear diapers and never be allowed into a public restroom. They will tote turds in their diapers to show others they have done wrong.

The project, begun in the end of 2005, was expected to take three to five years to finish. Women are getting impatient and will soon punish the workers on the project to speed things up!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more