(The 8th Ring of Hades) -- The Prince of Darkness (I-Darkness) and Richard B A Dick Cheney (R-Wyoming) have announced they will mount a campaign for the presidency of the United States. It is believed to be the first Father & Son Ticket although John Adams & John Quincy Adams, Benjamin Harrison and William Henry Harrison, and Nixon and Checkers came pretty close.
From his throne in the nether regions, no, not Rosie O'Donnell, hell, Lucifer opined that "the boy has done pretty well," meaning Cheney, "but there is much more work to be done to fulfill the prophecy." Campaign aides on loan from the a Washington pr firm and 357 Group Swiftboaters for Truth could not immediatelyt explain the "prophecy" comment.
VP Cheney was not available for comment as he is on his "Defeat-o-crats Tour 07" pre-blaming the loss of lives and treasure on the party that did not declare mission accomplished, predict a short war, or predict welcoming by Iraqi locals.
"You mean there are TWO kinds of Muslims? Sheee-it," someone exclaimed from the tour bus as a bottle of O'Douls and Jim Beam were jettisoned.