(Executive Branch) -- Karl Rove, Political Consellor to President George W Bush and often referred to over the years as Bush's Brain (Bush's Liver, Herb Peterson, took early retirement with medical leave), has been served another subpoena, at press time and was hiring legal counsel, believed to be Eddie Haskell, Esq.
The government attorney investigating Mr Rove's use of government property for political purposes is himself being investigated for refusal to prosecute and selective prosecution for political purposes. "For extra credit, diagram this sentence," said Former Sec Education Rodney Paige currently being investigated for conflict of interest of $350 millionn government contracts for reading books purchased from his new employer after he left the Dept of Education that implemented No Child Left Behind reading programs.
Sec State Condoleeza Bowla Wild Rice(R-Ferragamo) was being served a subpoena from the House with respect to phony mushroom clouds, rice cakes, and other grocery items that made their way into Presdient W's statements and, oh yes, declaration of war. The subpoenas are part of a House/Senate Democratic program known as "No Crony Left Behind."
Attorney General Speedy Gonzales has reportedly found his ass with both hands and a GPS it was reported late Wednesday night.