Hugh Grant Has Bean Nicked

Funny story written by Wildjesusfishkid

Thursday, 26 April 2007

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Grant to switch to pizza from now on.

News just in today that average actor and man who constantly says gosh when suprised, Hugh Grant has been arrested for throwing baked beans.

The row between Grant and a photographer flared up when Grant demanded an extra filling to go with a baked potato he had ordered at a local snack van.

A witness told us that they had a two fillings for the price of one offer and he already had cheese and ham with it but insisted on having another at the same price.

"The photograher pointed out to Mr Grant that he should stick to cheese and ham or pay the extra 50p for the beans. The photographer had ordered a bacon burger just before Grant appeared"

He went on to tell us that after he paid for the beans which he ordered to take away, Grant threw the polystyrene container at the photographer. The photographer taunted Grant by saying that he was rubbish in Notting Hill and should have been a vicar.

Grant says next time he will go to Kentucky as you get a free coke.

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