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Funny story: The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…

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Funny story: It's Switzerland's Turn To Invade Afghanistan

It's Switzerland's Turn To Invade Afghanistan

Switzerland is about to invade Afghanistan. The reasoning is Afghanistan must be invaded by someone, and Switzerland felt they had to get into the action before Canada or Finland. And besides, what else does Switzerland have to do all day besides…

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Funny story: Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps

Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps

WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…

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Funny story: President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

GENEVA, Switizerland – (Satire News) – The leaders of the two greatest nations on the face of the earth met at the Biden-Putin Summit in Geneva, and they had some good, drawn out, heated discussions. First they talked about the Summer Olympics in…

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

HOLLYWOOD – The matriarch of the Kardashian family has just informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the Kardashian brood is moving to Switzerland. Kris Kardashian-Jenner spoke with Tequila Tallyho of LCMM, and said that it has just become too str...

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Funny story: Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Switzerland

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Switzerland

Switzerland! That picturesque Alpine wonderland, where every day is Christmas Day, and everyone rejoices every day of the year, simply because they are Swiss, and demented. Is it all it's cracked-up to be? Read on, and let me shatter your illusion...

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Funny story: Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...

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Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin in Switzerland euthanasia clinic

Vladimir Putin in Switzerland euthanasia clinic

Lugano, Switzerland - The Russian president has been spotted lecturing at the Happy Bye-Byes euthanasia clinic symposium about end-of-days solutions for political foes. Putin is thought to be negotiating a termination package for rival Kremlin mob...

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Funny story: President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama acting on classified information from the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS recently launched a full-scale investigation into Wisconsin's so called Swiss Cheese Scandal. The scandal is alleged to have originated in a che...

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Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...

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Funny story: Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Tina Turner has stated that the "What's Love Got To Do With It" singer will soon be headed for wedded bliss in Switzerland where she resides. The 73-year-old firecracker of a singer/dancer says that she is going...

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Funny story: The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen. Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books. Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...

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Funny story: Second Olympian Expelled For Racist Tweet

Second Olympian Expelled For Racist Tweet

LONDON - A member of the Swiss soccer team, Michel "Mohawk" Morganella has been expelled from further participation in the London Olympics and sent home. The Swiss team lost to the South Korean team 2-1 on Sunday. And on Sunday night the 23-year-o...

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Funny story: Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

SWITZERLAND - The giant underground dangerous machine that may turn the earth into a black hole has given mankind some dividend, finally. After spending trillions of bailout money on the project, there is finally a use for the spin-off technology.

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Funny story: God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

Scientists were simultaneously elated and confounded over the recent discovery of the smallest particle in the universe, as produced from the $10 Billion Proton Collider on the Swiss/French border. The source for all other particle creation, also de...

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