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Funny story: Where are they now? Fanny Chmelar, Alpine Skier

Where are they now? Fanny Chmelar, Alpine Skier

For some unfathomable reason, in 2013, Fanny Chmelar reduced Bradley Walsh and participants in ITV's The Chase to tears at the mere mention of her name. Chmelar (pronounced "shmeller") was born on 31 October 1985 and is a German former alpine skier. Fanny competed for Germany at the 2010 Winter Olympics and in three Skiing World Championships between 2007 and 2011. She also competed in the Worl...

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Funny story: Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone's favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd?...

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Funny story: Virtual Snow in the French Alps

Virtual Snow in the French Alps

A serious deficit in snow - fall has lead to skiers finding a new way to enjoy the French 'Pistes' 'Neige Virtuel',or ' Virtual Snow', allows the skier to 'sense' the snow- rich slope, without ever leaving their chalet. The skier simply downloa...

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Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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Funny story: Pocket of Colorado's notorious pot fume microclimate saves avalanche skier's ass

Pocket of Colorado's notorious pot fume microclimate saves avalanche skier's ass

Denver, Colorado - A low-lying bubble of Denver home-grown weed fumes has been credited with saving the life of a Star Mountain skier trapped on the slippery slopes during an unexpected avalanche this weekend. Tragedy struck just as downhill snow...

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Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...

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Funny story: Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

SOCHI, Russia - One of the most popular athletes at the XXII Sochi Olympics is Aruban alpine skier, Margo Hutloop. The 23-year-old was highly touted to possibly win two gold medals but that is not going to happen. During an interview with Italy...

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Funny story: Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

HAMILTON, Bermuda - Von Swinks is a hero to the people of Bermuda. Ever since he was 3-years-old he has dreamed of one day going to the Winter Olympics and representing his country in the world games. Since there was no snow in Bermuda, Swinks fo...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics Shut Down

Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.

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Funny story: Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

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Funny story: The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

It seems that a new trend is coming into it's own as youth are quickly bored and want everyone to know how different they are! "Now they are cutting off their feet!", says surgeon. "Either we do it right or they get some hack who doesn't so we go...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Regarding the Tiger Woods - Lindsey Vonn relationship, it's like noted San Antonio sportscaster Dan Cook once said, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Well by all accounts the fat lady has sung and she's sitting in...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...

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Funny story: Eddie The Eagle Redeemed At Last

Eddie The Eagle Redeemed At Last

Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, the former Olympian ski jumper and epitome of the English amateur, finally proved his athletic credentials on national TV on Saturday. Britain's first competitor in the event had gone down in Olympic history with his spe...

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Funny story: Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season. It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price. And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent. "It's our Christmas...

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Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...

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Funny story: The Eagle Has Landed

The Eagle Has Landed

Former sporting Superstar Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards has landed himself a plum role as the Skiing Ambassador for the 2015 Ski Olympics which will be held in his home town of Maidstone. The plan to build four World Cup Standard ski runs has had the gre...

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