An ancient solid gold woman's necklace was found by a metal Detectorist in Warwickshire and just now has been authenticated.
It is made of heavy gold links and has a large heart shaped medallion with Royal symbols on it for Henry and his first wife Katherine of Aragon.
He was a muscular stud of 17 and she was 23 - the older alluring woman.
Inside is a picture in colored enamels of Henry in a naught, sexy Pose - in his Satin underpants.
On the back in Hot Latin is Hornyiatem Sexualis.. Just the thing back then a horny young Royal would say to his young bride.
(Back to our Time.... God knows what Charles had said to Camilla.)
(Also when Camilla learns of this - she will be inquiring - 'Where is my necklace'?)
As an Aside - Get out on all those ancient Footpaths all over England with your metal detector. King's Gold is all over the place.
(And lots of junk metal.)