It’s Quiet … Too Quiet in China

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 15 December 2022

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Shhh ... Time for All Good Chinese to Say Nothing to the West

Saigon … I’m still only in … sorry, try again … Beijing, I’m still only in Beijing …

It’s quiet out there on the streets of China. Not much on Twitter anymore since the protests started. The Chinese government thought a few people, a “fringe minority”, would protest being locked up, but then the numbers grew … people had a shared experience, all are criminals to the powers that be – get in your home and stay there until we say you’re no longer a threat to …

The gov is the threat, the people are the innocent victims …

When a country is quiet, you know something bad is going down. How’s Iran doing? Do we see rehashed photos of when the revolution began, or can we see anything new?

Xi must be killing people left-right-center, and the ‘good’ governments of the world are saying … we support the right of people to protest …

Thing is: the West doesn’t want China to become democratic. Why? ‘Cuz then your Air Jordan’s won’t cost a lot – they’ll cost even more! Union labor makes prices rise, whereas slave labour makes costs go down. And all the happy billionaires get happier by saving more money, which they can then use to buy bigger yachts and turn a tropical paradise into a pedo paradise … (Bill Gates, why won’t you invite the Chinese? They love Spongebob too!)

So from all our billionaires to yours, quash quash and quash again, don’t the workers rise and overthrow the Great Worker’s State … and just churn out another Apple Phone for only pennies a day!

Will you give up your phone to give democracy to China?

Hello, Beijing? Is there anyone out there?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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