Next to Jack Nicholson, former Beatle Paul McCartney is one of the Los Angeles Lakers biggest die-hard fans. Paul has had season tickets to the Laker games for the past 13 years. Being British, he says that at first he did not quite understand…
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Satire News) - Super Bowl security reported that they had to break up a fight between celebrities Paul McCartney and Kevin Hart. Reports are that Kev was sitting in Paul's seat and when McCartney asked him to move, the comedia…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Paul McCartney says that during the early days of the Beatles, he dated fellow English singer Petula Clark, but he broke up with her because she always wanted to go "Downtown." The Beatles member, who co-wrote most…
Cowbell Notes Music Magazine stated that the Beatles (John, Paul, George, & Ringo) recorded 227 songs. Most were written by the extremely talented writing duo of Lennon and McCartney. Recently Paul McCartney appeared on “The View” and he told…
Yoko has been a target for the ire of Beatles fans since 1969, or approximately 52 years now. Recently in the spirit of Love that her husband John Lennon preached, three major Beatles fan clubs joined together and planned a Yoko Is Forgiven Ceremony…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - Britney Spears is 39, but she recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, that she is starting to feel 69. The singer, dancer, actress, ventriloquist, bricklayer, was once considered to be the “Princess of…
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…
HOLLYWOOD - (Funny News) - The man that Paul McCartney has described as being The Vilest Villain From The Deepest Depths of Hell, says he can hardly wait to begin his new talk show. The show is titled, “The Handsome Ricky Gervais Shoots-The-You-Kn…
WINGHAM, near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't...
The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in…
It was to be the showbiz event of the year, but Sir Paul McCartney's one-off appearance at Liverpool's Cavern Club after a gap of more than 60 years last Thursday, fell flat when nobody turned up. The performance was ticket-only, and the superstar...
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...
When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...
London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...
Science Town, OZ Many people who state they wish they could return to yesterday or yesteryear were severely disappointed today when the results of the latest scientific studies were announced. "After much research, we have arrived at the conclusio...
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