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Funny story: Paul McCartney Once Dated A Very Famous British Singer

Paul McCartney Once Dated A Very Famous British Singer

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Paul McCartney says that during the early days of the Beatles, he dated fellow English singer Petula Clark, but he broke up with her because she always wanted to go "Downtown." The Beatles member, who co-wrote most…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Beatles Songs With Their Original Uncensored Titles

A List of 10 Beatles Songs With Their Original Uncensored Titles

Cowbell Notes Music Magazine stated that the Beatles (John, Paul, George, & Ringo) recorded 227 songs. Most were written by the extremely talented writing duo of Lennon and McCartney. Recently Paul McCartney appeared on “The View” and he told…

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Funny story: Beatle fans cancel ceremony to forgive Yoko Ono, as melee ensues...

Beatle fans cancel ceremony to forgive Yoko Ono, as melee ensues...

Yoko has been a target for the ire of Beatles fans since 1969, or approximately 52 years now. Recently in the spirit of Love that her husband John Lennon preached, three major Beatles fan clubs joined together and planned a Yoko Is Forgiven Ceremony…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Wants To Become Relevant Again

Britney Spears Wants To Become Relevant Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - Britney Spears is 39, but she recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, that she is starting to feel 69. The singer, dancer, actress, ventriloquist, bricklayer, was once considered to be the “Princess of…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…

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Funny story: The Vulgar-Mouthed Ricky Gervais Will Be Hosting His Very Own Talk Show

The Vulgar-Mouthed Ricky Gervais Will Be Hosting His Very Own Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - (Funny News) - The man that Paul McCartney has described as being The Vilest Villain From The Deepest Depths of Hell, says he can hardly wait to begin his new talk show. The show is titled, “The Handsome Ricky Gervais Shoots-The-You-Kn…

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Funny story: Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot

Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot

WINGHAM, near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't...

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Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Cavern Club Gig A Wash-Out

Paul McCartney Cavern Club Gig A Wash-Out

It was to be the showbiz event of the year, but Sir Paul McCartney's one-off appearance at Liverpool's Cavern Club after a gap of more than 60 years last Thursday, fell flat when nobody turned up. The performance was ticket-only, and the superstar...

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Funny story: Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...

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Funny story: Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...

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Funny story: We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

Science Town, OZ Many people who state they wish they could return to yesterday or yesteryear were severely disappointed today when the results of the latest scientific studies were announced. "After much research, we have arrived at the conclusio...

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Funny story: Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver. "My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other peo...

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Funny story: The Voice controversy over unseen footage

The Voice controversy over unseen footage

There has been outrage over the revelation that the BBC has not broadcast a section of the Voice because the judges didn't turn around, and the BBC knew that this would cause outrage. "We admit it," said show producer, Sam Pling, "we can't broadca...

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