Liz Truss's Dream is Everyone Else's Nightmare

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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I have dreamed of this moment since I was a child

As Liz Truss gets stuck into her dream job as Prime Minister, everyone else is waking up to their own worst nightmare.

Wayne Hemingway said 'It is so bad, I wake up in my bed, and think of the Halycon days of Boris Johnson'.

Tracy Brassingthwaite added 'Do you remember Teresa May? We all thought she was rubbish, but we were so much younger then, weren't we?'

Gary Johnson added to the conversation in the Whippet and Rag Pub in Chutney on the Fritz 'Do you remember when we had both David Cameron AND Nick Clegg? Great days they were. If only we knew we had it so good then.'

They all made their first pint last for an hour before going home to watch Have I got New For You, and Mock The Week, realising that a few people get paid a fair amount of money for doing what they just did in the pub.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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