Liz Truss's Career Advisor can only apologise

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Look at me.......I am doing great.

Hello,

I have to apologise to all of you. Everyone, not just you now, but all of your children, and their children's children. You don't know me, you will never have heard of me, but I was Liz Truss's Careers Advisor.

Yes, when she was 16, she asked me for career advice, and I said she should do what she wanted to do, as long as it was legal, and didn't hurt anyone.

How was I to know that three decades later she was going to be Britain's worst Prime Minister since the previous one?

Please don't judge me too harshly. I never once believe any of the children at these schools will ever do as much damage as a Conservative Prime Minister can.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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