Viking Pillage of the Royal Cribbage

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Margrethe II, (the sequel), Queen of Denmark is setting a dangerous precedent. She has formed a conscience and has told her kids and grandkids “You ain’t nobody special.” Stripping them of their titles and all the potential accolades and gifts and parades they are heir to has made them mad.

She just wants her kin to grow up and find their own way in life instead of unfairly getting things 99.99% of all human beings NEVER GET.

Are you listening, Charles 3rd? He ain’t gonna like that. Now, of course, back in 1789, when the French people were chopping off the heads of their state heads, the British Royals were shitting bricks. “What if our people finally rise up and say enough is enough – we’re just people, nothing special, except for all the privileges we’ve given ourselves? I don’t want to lose my head. Generations of inbreeding all down the drain? It’s not royal!”

Are royal families a thing of the past? Of course they are, how can they not be? They come shortly after Roman Emperors … and where are all of those high and mighty pompous twats? They went the way of the Vikings.

And now a Viking queen has decided to go to every crib in her family and say to the baby, “You’re just a baby. But that is wonderful. Be a human being and not a false god walking the earth, pretending you’re better than everyone else … can’t even move a fucking ink stand with your own hand. No, no, no, Danes are more civilized than that.”

Remember Britain: many of you are a quarter Viking. They conquered you once …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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