Windsor has always been a Power Town, even back in Viking Times.
Archeologists have now found the main whorehouse of England's first Viking ruler Sweyn Forksbeard.
“This is the biggest whorehouse we have found so far in all of England,” an archaeologist said. “Much Bigger than Henry the Eighth's. The second biggest was a Roman whorehouse near London. Lots of erotic goodies there.”
The Viking whorehouse had heated baths run by slaves, a smoking room with what looks like marijuana and maybe magic mushroom, in jars, and lots of beer mugs, and weird objects that looked like primitive Bongs.
There was a large orgy room, and possibly a room with glory holes - the experts are bringing in specialists to take a look into it.
The whole crew of a ship could have been in the orgy room at one time, with slaves, and women, dogs, chickens, who knows - (we found chicken bones and dog crap).
So, they weren't just Raiders and Rapists as traditionally portrayed, they had a softer, more civilized side to them. Enjoyed the good things of Life.
They are our great great, great grandparents.
Maybe that is why we are all so sexy today.
