The Vikings of Scandinavia (are there any others?) have stated that next year will be known as The Year of the Berserker. (The Chinese have been naming years long enough, it’s time for someone else to try.) That berserk warrior who cannot be conta…
Margrethe II, (the sequel), Queen of Denmark is setting a dangerous precedent. She has formed a conscience and has told her kids and grandkids “You ain’t nobody special.” Stripping them of their titles and all the potential accolades and gifts and pa…
Windsor has always been a Power Town, even back in Viking Times. Archeologists have now found the main whorehouse of England's first Viking ruler Sweyn Forksbeard. “This is the biggest whorehouse we have found so far in all of England,” an arc…
England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they prove...
The Cosmos - A Norwegian oral hystery cult awaits the end of the world that will take place this Saturday to fulfil the highly regarded 13th century Ragnarok Prophecy. The 'Fate or Twilight of the Gods' prediction is based on an old Viking ode w...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...
Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the official first city of football. Most major league football towns are huge mothers like Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, but the one tiny dollop on the sports map is Green Bay. How so? Let me tell you the story: Once upon a time someone for some strange, mysterious reason a sport was...
Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Films in association with Hollywood Sign Pictures has announced that filming will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's motion picture The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway. The film which is based on the...
The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...
Police are on the look out for a group of elderly Vikings who have, allegedly, absconded with an equally elderly Native American Woman. According to DNA tests, the erstwhile ragtag troupe are approximately 1000 years old, The discovery of a gene...
Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle. They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they...
Remember when Peggy Hill told Dale Gribble that Vikings were the first people on the moon and she thought she was making it up? Well guess what, it is the truth all along. A new recent study finds that the Vikings had advanced technology they kept...
Iceland, hammered by massive financial debts to Europe and Britain in particular, has come up with a hammer of its own to strike back with. Returning to its traditional religious roots and the old gods of the Norsemen the Icelanders have invoked...
Thor Longknob, Gatwick's World leading Viking re-enactor, is today "standing proud" after his amazing victory in the 69th Annual Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza which is held on the second Sunday in April for no particular reason. Longknob overcam...
The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...
A roving band of the bearded Northern wanderers managed to slip through the NSMCS (North Sea Missile Command Shield)and sail unmolested up England's main river channel to molest the country's main modern art gallery yesterday. Slipping under the n...
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