WARSAW, Poland - (Satire News) - The Polish government says that it is finalizing plans to launch an invasion into Ukraine so that they can then attack the evil, invading Russia horde.
Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki says that it is high time that his country's military might help the Ukrainians and help them in their fight to push back the evil Russian military machine.
PM Moerawiecki told the Polish media that he will be sending Poland's elite military regiment, The 88th Warsaw Infantry Regiment, which will be commanded by his own twin brother Gen.Plocko Moerawiecki.
The 88th recently put down an insurrection by a group of protesters who were protesting the fact that the act of protesting had been outlawed within the city limits of Warsaw.
Meanwhile, England's Prime Minister Boris Johnson, her majesty Queen Elizabeth, and British info guru, Piers Morgan have all praised PM Morawiecki for his unselfish act.