Late Breaking News from Finland … well, two stories really … One, Sanna Marin is no longer the Prime Minister because her party lost by the tiniest margin ever so that right-wing Finns who hate foreigners – especially Russians (so you can kinda u…
Turkey's fanatical ruler - Erdogan - a Mid - East Donald Trump - says Sweden and Finland can Join NATO if Hell Freezes Over - or if their Nations convert to Islam. Erdogan - now that Turkey a member of the peaceful community of NATO - can Veto…
TWICKENHAM, England - (UK Satire) - Twickenham Times Telegram reporter Tango Brisket has just proclaimed that the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment has defeated one of Russia's top regiments The 19th Infantry Regiment, which is headquartered in M…
Facsimile Prime Minister of Canada and present-day Typhoid Mary, Justin Trudeau, is planning to meet with global leaders for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and the G7 and NATO summits, as well. Presently, the coiffured Canadian P.M.
LONDON - (Satire News) - NATO has praised Great Britain's leader Boris Johnson for his unwavering aid to the peace-loving people of Ukraine and for sending tons of crumpets to Ukrainian soldiers. PM Johnson has just announced that he will be sendi…
Following in the steps of Sweden, Finland, and Ukraine, the barely-there continent of Atlantis has made a request to join NATO, citing fears that Russia might one day attack the mysterious undersea locale. "What do you mean 'undersea locale'?!" co…
Russia has done it! Well, no, the little Dictator Vladimir Putin has done it. Traditionally a neutral nation, like the Vatican, Switzerland has asked the North Atlantic Treaty Organization if they could join their organization. NATO said, “Sure!”…
Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…
Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...
The Hen Newspaper led with a headline: Honk Horn If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden. The horns are blasting. The guy is a sweetie, and you can tell that a mile away. He has that generous Robert Redford smile and smarts. And who doesn’t like smarts?...
NATO members are shocked by Trump’s unfounded criticisms, numbers, and railing. "He is telling falsehoods!" "Making total distortions of nations and history!" "This is outlandish!" Psst, don’t tell anyone: Putin hates NATO, and Trump’s Putin’s boy and Trump is reciting the Putin script. Really? Yeah, well, he’s doing exactly what he did during the presidential election: lies, distortions...
i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...
Warsaw, Poland - In opening remarks before a press conference in Warsaw today, U.S. President Obama took time to remind Americans that though their hatred for each other is "very real and probably implacable" it pales in comparison to the loathing pe...
Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, has revealed further plans relating to defense since announcing his intention to curb American commitment to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. "NATO is just too expensive. If they want us, they can coug...
EURO -- Away on yet another taxpayer-funded trip, President Barack Obummer has taken a stronger stance than he has to date concerning the terrorist army ISIS that is committing atrocities at will throughout the Middle East and that recently beheaded...
The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
Newport, Wales - Lured no doubt by an impressive list of exclusive facilities the President of the United States will lord it over fellow NATO leaders this week after snaffling up the resort's best suites at the two day Welsh** summit's-gotta-give.
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