Comments Too (on the Blues News)

Funny story written by rfreed

Tuesday, 12 April 2022

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Charles Koch doesn’t want to take his businesses out of Russia.

Nothing says “I’m an American Patriot!!!” like supporting a land that is destroying lives and property.

Russian General Mizintsev has said that Ukrainian “bandits” and “neo-Nazis” have engaged in “mass terror” in the besieged Ukrainian town of Muriupol.

Well, I still think that that isn’t as bad as your blasting the city to hell, Mr. Mizintsev.

The ad on yahoo.com for “Wild Australian Stuff You’ve Yet To See To Believe'' has a photo of a momma moose laying on the ground next to her two babies who are frolicking in someone’s plastic bathing pool.

Moose? In Australia? I didn’t know they were able to range that widely! (The editor should be tarred and feathered for that one!)

Putin has banned Meta (Facebook) on the grounds that it is “extremist”.

OK, so a website that is open to the whole world, controls what is put on it and is free to use by anyone is “extremist”, but blowing the hell out of a neighboring country who is peace loving isn’t????? Mr. Putin is pretty extremist in his definition of what “extremism “ is!

Because of the Ukrainian War (and, YES, it is a war Mr. Putin!) the price of nickel had doubled.

Then now would be a good time to get rid of coin nickels. They are worthless anyway; when was the last time you could buy anything for a nickel? At the same time get rid of pennies and dimes too! Keep only quarters for vending machines and laundry. It actually costs more to make pennies and nickels in the first place. The only reason they are being made is because of the copper and nickel barons!

Alexia Navalny, a Russian opposition leader (to Putin), is already imprisoned in Russia for allegedly breaking bail conditions WHILE HE WAS RECOVERING FROM BEING POISONED BY PUTIN!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah! A nine year maximum security sentence for breaking bond conditions while recovering from being poisoned by the President of the country! I guess Russia ain’t no democracy, is it?

The Kremlin states that the U.S. has nothing to fear from cyber attacks from them.

Uh, huh! Yeah, this coming from the same people who told us that the Russian soldiers assembling along the Ukraine border were not going to attack, they were just there having a picnic! Isn’t that lovely?

Stormy Daniels now owes $300,000 to Trump in legal fees due to having lost a defamation battle with the former dictator……er so called President.

Doesn’t this sort of make Trump like an alternative universe Robin Hood? He takes from the poorer and gives to himself…….

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