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Funny story: Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…

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Funny story: Man Thought He Might Have Had An Ant In His Underpants

Man Thought He Might Have Had An Ant In His Underpants

A man who had severely itchy knackers, this morning, thought he might have had an ant in his underpants. The man, who spoke to me on condition of anonymity, said that he had been sat in the kitchen doorway of his home, talking to his wife, who was...

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Funny story: Underpants Were Too Small

Underpants Were Too Small

When it comes to buying new underwear, getting the size right is an all-important factor, and that was the crux of the matter when one consumer couldn't quite make his mind up about some new underpants he spotted in a city center store, and ended up...

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Funny story: Man's Underpants Were More Than 20 Years Old

Man's Underpants Were More Than 20 Years Old

There were raised eyebrows and scrunched-up faces in the Battambang commune of Tapon yesterday when it was revealed that a local man had been wearing some of his underpants for more than 20 years! The man, who wishes to remain nameless, made the s...

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Funny story: Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants! Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bo...

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Funny story: Man sues Louis Vuitton after finding brown stripes in his $200 underpants!

Man sues Louis Vuitton after finding brown stripes in his $200 underpants!

After buying a pair of Louis Vuitton underpants in the LV boutique on Sunset Boulevard for $250,00 dollars and wearing them only once, he discovered that there were several brown stripes in them. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, but has be...

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Funny story: Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two. Appa...

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Funny story: Private equity underpants down

Private equity underpants down

Shares in Private Equity, manufacturers of men's underpants, decreased markedly after safety inspectors discovered design faults. Midriff bands had weakened during the recession, possibly due to severe weakening of essential commodities. Privat...

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Funny story: Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...

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Funny story: Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. "I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...

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Funny story: Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

A 24-year-old Nigerian man who claimed to have ties to al-Qaida and to hold a Lagos Public Library Card goes on trial this week for destroying his underwear on a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas Day 2009. Authorities later learned the man's fat...

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Funny story: Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime

London - (Big Bang Theory): Last Xmas Day his controversial penile dysfunction cure failed to light up underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's y-fronts. 289 Northwest Airlines Flight 253 passengers were spared from a fatal splattering of Ab...

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Funny story: Reading the news in underwear is all the rage in Slovenia.

Reading the news in underwear is all the rage in Slovenia.

Slovenian 24UR Newsroom, Slovenia: Catching Newsreaders with their trousers down is all part of the boring job of being a Newsreader in Slovenia. Seen on national television, a Newsreader moves his swivel chair away from the desk to reveal that h...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Ashley Cole Founds 'Underpant Relief'

Wobbly ankled Chelsea and England full back Ashley Cole today took the first step towards cleaning up his tarnished public image by founding the charity 'Underpant Relief.' Attending the opening of an operations centre in Shepherd's Bush, Cole ple...

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Funny story: Hitler Underpants Withdrawn By Store Chain

Hitler Underpants Withdrawn By Store Chain

In an eerie echo of a recent Spoof.com article which informed us that a documentary or somesuch was to be made about Hitler's underpants, it has emerged that a leading clothing retailer has withdrawn from sale a line of printed underpants which appea...

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Funny story: 2009 - Zombies Rising...And Rising....

2009 - Zombies Rising...And Rising....

They stink, they're rotting away, they look disgusting, they drool viscose black gunk and nobody in their right mind would ever want to sleep with one. They just aren't sexy. And yet... Zombies have become the darlings of the literary, film, and p...

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Funny story: Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Israeli warplanes have attacked the symbolic target of Yasser Arafat's underpants drawer and the strategic Ramallah quarry. Arafat's personalised "Hail to the Chief" underpants represent his leadership of the Palestinian embryonic state, one that...

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