Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 6 July 2020

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Let's just all blame this multi-colored sweet thing...

The world knows who to blame for the Coronavirus, but the world is now looking at yet another virus that could lock us all down again; bubonic plague, better known as 'Black Death', is back again.

Luckily, this outbreak occurred a million miles away in Mongolia.

Before BLM, the common name given to this virus would have been quite acceptable, and the cause quite obvious: black rats! In today's sensitive world, usage of the word 'black' defining anything negative, has been replaced by non-colored or transparent-colored.

The WHO has sent a crew of medical specialists to Outer Mongolia to find out who the hell is to blame. Being an autonomous region of China, it looks like the culprit is quite easy to find, and Mongolians really do not want anything to do with China.

However, China refutes any claim that they are to blame, and blames 'Black Rats'! President Donald Trump firmly believes it has nothing to do with 'Black Rats', and issued the following on Twitter:

"Well guys and dolls, China is to blame and 'Black Rats' not because there aint none in Outer Mongolia, I know, because Africa has the world's largest population of them, not the US, we just have too many albinos!" Trump's effort to appease Black Americans because he needs their votes.

China bounced back at Trump, and issued a warning that, if Trump continues to blame China for every virus hitting the globe, they will not allow US chemical GMO-manipulated ducks into Peking, because Peking Ducks should not be pink, they must be yellow...Damn colors!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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