Embroids to solve world’s problems

Written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 12 September 2019

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Daddy got Jenny her very own embroid. Will she pull off the legs?

Hellsinky - Corporations are lining up to purchase cheap embroids, according to Consumer Died magazine. Joe Sixpack is even ordering them.

An embroid is a stem cell tricked into becoming a zombie phantom embryo; a teeny tiny little baby.

This link shows how to mass produce them. Link.

Restaurants are ordering them by the case to serve like lobsters.

Police academies are ordering them for target practice.

Corporations are scarfing them up to be slaves.

The government is going to tax them.

Doctors will practice on them.

The military will use them to grow new diseases.

There will be a whole new industry for just publishing cookbooks.

And of course the CIA will traffic them.

According to Consumer Died, the best thing is you just throw them in the garbage disposal when you’re finished with them. NO MESS!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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