Alabama Rot Spreads To Governor’s Mansion

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 19 May 2019

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Sieg heil! Governor Kay ‘Poison’ Ivey gives her party’s salute

Montgomery, Alabama - (Reuterus): The discovery of a parasitic disorder similar to Mad Cow Disease in Kay Ivey’s sumptuous gubernatorial mansion has been identified as Alabama Rot according to a report in Doghouse News.

Also known as sub-cute-anus adrenal globular psychopathy syndrome the sickness causes predominantly gay-bashing, pro-Confederate GOP old has-beens to criminalise settled Women’s Right To Choose abortion laws.

“Symptoms include an overwhelming compulsion to muzzle dissent in pregnant women,” roving Spoof reporters said this morning.

“And a dogged determination to enforce the GOP’s choke-hold leash.”

Governor Kay ‘Poison’ Ivey insists her ‘healthy’ brain is unaffected - despite displaying some pretty rabid personal behaviors - like ‘Nazi salutes’ - at her inaugural confirmation.

Alabama state veterinarians say she’s just pissed.

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