Customer Finds Just What She's Looking For To Get Rid Of Grandad's Spunk Stain

Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 10 September 2019

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At that price, everybody should have some handy

A Weston-super-Mare woman searching for a particular kind of cleaning product for her bathroom was surprised and overjoyed to discover it lurking on the shelves in a local store, this morning.

Sally Butterfield had had her grandparents over to stay for the weekend, but, after they'd gone home, she discovered her filthy grandad's calling card - spunk stains on the carpet all around the toilet and on the bathmat. There was even some on the bathroom curtains.

After scrubbing in vain for an hour, she'd decided that eradication was impossible, and that, perhaps, the unsightly hard patches might wear off in time.

Sally received a pleasant shock, then, when she was browsing the shelves of the store earlier today, and spotted a bottle of Flash Bathroom, a cleaning product that, it claimed:

"REMOVES OAP CUM"

At only £1.99 per bottle, Sally thought it was worth a try, bought the product, and scuttled off home to give it a try.

Later, she told us:

"It worked like a dream. With a minimum of rubbing, it came up a treat. At least, that's what grandad said!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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