Trump Suggests Downgrading Hurricanes To Prevent Them Becoming Bigger

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Monday, 2 September 2019

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Trump wants to limit hurricanes to Category 3

Donald Trump apparently forgot that two hurricanes that have been 'on his watch' reached Category 5, when he said, "I've heard of Category 4; I didn't realize that Category 5 was a thing!"

"No, I don't see why we are allowing hurricanes to reach Category 5. This seems like something negligent on the part of he National Weather Service, a very poor performance on their part. Hurricanes should not be allowed to be more than 2 or 3."

National Weather Service personnel did not agree with the president's assessments. "The president clearly does not understand that these natural phenomenon do not respond to human direction. They are, however, responding to climate change, something the president refuses to admit exists."

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