Mexicans Stealing The Wall

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Friday, 7 June 2019

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Donald Trump today tweeted out that he is going to seek funding for a second wall. That's right he wants a second wall to protect the first wall.

Turns out that Mexicans facing high crime from American migrants and legal border crossers have been cutting down razor wire from the fence and are using it to better secure their homes.

"It is to protect us from the gringos," said a Mexican homeowner crossing without passports to allegedly go to the dentist or buy souvenirs, then they stay and window shop our homes."

In other news Pink Floyd surviving members are suing Donald Trump for plagiarizing his term for the border fence "The Wall"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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