Following the ordeals of his visit to the UK and France this week, President Trump has now commenced a 2-day vacation around his beloved New York.
Yesterday he was seen on Coney Island, chilling with gulls. He eulogized their character and form.
"I just love their beaks," squealed Donald, "and they listen to me. They're so shrewd. Stealing burgers when folks look the other way. That's neat. Too bad they can't build walls. And our gulls are bigger and faster than English and French gulls. In fact they're the biggest and fastest in the world...ever..., believe me...".
Trump's partiality to birds is reflected in the weekly Friday ritual by which White House staff come to work in feathers. Visitors are frequently stunned when the door is answered by a Blue Tit. "It's a motivation thing", explained Trump.
The President enjoyed a couple of roller coaster rides, but turned away from the merry-go-round because the fire engine was occupied. "Stupid kids", he lied. "If this happens again, I'm gonna build a wall round the island, and these kids'll pay for it...you bet.."
Scoffing Tacho Bell Nacho fries, he waded towards the subway. "America is THE place to relax, I'm tellin' ya."
A trip to Disneyland, Orlando is the next stop on his hols, where he'll be staying with Pinocchio. "A great person", he claimed, "and he's told me my visit won't cost a dime.."
Birds of a feather........