Man Didn't Get Out Of His Pyjamas For Three Days

Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 11 March 2019

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We've all had them, those days when we just don't feel like doing anything, and sit around in our pyjamas all day long. One man, however, took this to the extreme at the weekend, when he didn't get out of his bedclothes for nearly three days!

The man, 48, finished work on Friday afternoon and, once he had reached home, exhausted, had a cleansing shower, and changed into his pyjamas. He had his tea, and fell asleep.

Not having anything pressing to do on Saturday, he sat around all day, playing with the kids, reading books, listening to music, drinking tea, and watching TV, all whilst still in his jim-jams!

This was repeated on Sunday, and, even though, by now, his bedwear was starting to hum a bit, he took no remedial action, and 'sweated it out'.

Monday was a holiday, and, again, there was no need to get dressed, so he didn't. Not until flies started to swarm around the man's crotch area late on Monday afternoon, and his wife ordered a fumigation, did the animal deign to peel off his soggy clothing, and take a much-needed bath, in hot water prepared for him by his loving keeper.

She said:

"The brute can do exactly as he likes as far as his own hygiene is concerned, but there are children around, and the flies were a sign that something needed to change."

Health officials, if they existed here, would have been informed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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