Turks, Kurds and Whey, Weigh, Way

Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Thursday, 29 November 2018

Istanbul, Turkey. Special to The Spoof. Turkey's president Recep Tayyip Erdogan today said he would read a peace proposal submitted by the Kurds and weigh the consequences of a summit with their leader, Abdullah Ocalan.

"But which Kurds does this proposal come from?" Erdogan wondered aloud. "There are reasonable Kurds and wayward Kurds, and they come in two mindsets: large Kurds and small Kurds. Deal with the wrong Kurds and Whoa, Nellie! We Turks don't trust the Kurds and woe to the Turkish leader who makes a bad deal with them."

Turkey's press unanimously considers a meeting pointless with the Kurds and why would Erdogan do it?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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