Istanbul, Turkey. Special to The Spoof. Turkey's president Recep Tayyip Erdogan today said he would read a peace proposal submitted by the Kurds and weigh the consequences of a summit with their leader, Abdullah Ocalan.
"But which Kurds does this proposal come from?" Erdogan wondered aloud. "There are reasonable Kurds and wayward Kurds, and they come in two mindsets: large Kurds and small Kurds. Deal with the wrong Kurds and Whoa, Nellie! We Turks don't trust the Kurds and woe to the Turkish leader who makes a bad deal with them."
Turkey's press unanimously considers a meeting pointless with the Kurds and why would Erdogan do it?