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Funny story: Mohammed Bin Bags Would Be Rubbish King

Mohammed Bin Bags Would Be Rubbish King

Dire Straits Of Hormuz, Arabian Gulf: Prince Mohammed should be sent to landfill somewhere in the Shit Al-Arab, according to a straw poll of 1,000 camel herders charged with recycling royal crap. The latest briefing complains that the Saudis’ hai...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...

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Funny story: Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bin Salman and team incoming to Belmarsh

Mohammed Bin Salman and team incoming to Belmarsh

UK authorities have been pleased to announce further assistance on its most famous inmate at Belmarsh Prison, Julian Assange. Saudi Arabia’s MBS arrived yesterday, smiling, with a hand-picked team. These assistants have recently been identified...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far

The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...

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Funny story: Children's Storytime: Jamal's Adventure In Turkey

Children's Storytime: Jamal's Adventure In Turkey

Hello, children! It's time for another story! Are you ready? If you are, I'll begin. There was once a man called Jamal, who lived in a country where there was a lot of sand. It was very hot in that country, and the misters wore big, long, flowing white robes which helped them to keep cool. Jamal didn't like the oppressive heat very much, so he came to live in America, where you live. He was...

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Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Funny story: Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...

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Funny story: Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman denounces heinous crime plus full investigation of himself to find “justice”

Mohammed bin Salman denounces heinous crime plus full investigation of himself to find “justice”

Breaking: Today Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has declared what happened to Jamal Khashoggi a “heinous crime” followed by “justice will prevail.” Yesterday he met with Khashoggi’s son Salah and shook hands warmly with an “all is...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia To X-RAY Stomachs Of Assassination Team

Saudi Arabia To X-RAY Stomachs Of Assassination Team

BILLINGSGATE POST: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman assured Secretary of State Mike Pompeo that he would provide X-rays of the stomachs of his assassination team to prove they didn’t dispose of Jamal Khashoggi by eating his body parts. Altho...

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