Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 6 October 2018

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Pretty fuckin' garish, huh?

In what's been called by some, "despicable", the family of jailed sex offender, Bill Cosby, are to be allowed to send vast amounts of money to the former comedian, so that he can fund his Coke habit.

The cash is to be raised by selling off his large collection of garish sweaters that he used to wear in 'The Cosby Show'.

The sweaters - more than 500 of them - are thought to be worth as much as $2million to a 'Cosby collector', but as little as $fuckall to someone who hates his guts. The actual sale value will probably fall somewhere between these two figures.

The real drama behind this story, is that other inmates, who are not as 'privileged' as the one-time funnyman, are allowed only water to drink, whilst Cosby, having pulled a few strings is to be allowed to bring in a shipment of Coca Cola, which, he claims, he:

"just can't do without."

"Life is Good!", though between 3 and 10 years will have to do for now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Drugs, Prison




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