First on his agenda, after landing in Singapore for the summit with North Korea’s Kim Yong Un, is to promote a new venture. Trump will be sporting a fashionable red baseball cap, designed by fashion designer daughter Ivanka, with the logo reading: Trump University of North Korea.
“Go Trump North K!”
Though the focus of the summit with North Korea is nuclear disarmament, Trump is a businessman and his base finds his entrepreneurship abilities just adorable.
“He’s our guy,” said a woman wearing a Right To Life tee shirt at a Keep The Refugees Out. “He’s going to make America great again.”
Of course, top adviser and all round troubleshooter, son in law Jared Kushner will be traveling with Trump in search for more loans for his 666 money-pit on Park Avenue. No pocket is too shallow for this money-pit landlord.
Acrylic nails on fingers crossed at the first knuckle, Ivanka will hopefully attempt to receive trademarks in North Korea for her brand of 5-inch designer heels, with an agreement to manufacture shoes in North Korea. While hourly pay in North Korean is well below minimum pay in the US, shoes selling for $500 a pair around the world is a profit one could only pray for.
Air Force One will also carry several cases of Trump Vodka for sale, frozen lockers filled with Trump Steaks for sale, Trump Ice Bottled Water for sale and gallons of Trump Success Eau toilette spray.
“It’s a fantastic, fantastic fragrance, with superb Lasting power. It covers the smell of 18 holes Of golf, and leaves you smelling like you’ve been hosed down By a firehose.”
With gambling casinos and future luxury hotels in mind, finally, Trump will negotiate to open an American Embassy and appoint Donald Trump Jr., as Ambassador to North Korea.
What about nuclear disarmament?
“Loser Obama never even tried. We wouldn’t be in this shit hole situation if Obama hadn’t been such a total failure just like crooked Hillary, the FBI, and CIA. And that clown Clapper claims the Russians shifted the election in my favor. Tell it to Pocahontas.”