Mar-A-Lago, Florida It was announced today that the White House and North Korea are working out details for "Dotard" Trump and Kim "Rocket Man" Jong Un to meet.
Knowing both Trump and Kim are not about to miss any meals, and allowing for time zones, the meeting location is being decided on that criteria. So far, the International House of Pancakes(IHOPS) in Fiji's capital city Sovu is the front-runner.
They have decided to start the meeting at 3 in the morning, with a recess at 4 to allow Trump to catch up on his tweeting.
The main negotiating point is down to the choice of pancake syrups, with Trump wanting them all to be diet and Kim wanting them all to be an exotic kind from Kuwait that costs $112,000 per bottle.