What Would Trump Do?

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 7 September 2018

How well do you think you know the Chief Executive, the POTUS, the Leader of the Free World? Take this quiz and find out if you can predict how the President will handle a situation. Anwers at the bottom.

1. A new federal project is opening in Arizona and Trump wants to name it. What name would Trump most likely pick?

A. John McCain, Arizona Senator and War Hero
B. Barry Goldwater, Old-line Conservative Republican Senator
C. Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman Actress from Arizona
D. Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe Dictator

Trump is told by Melania that she won't be going on his trip to Zimbabwe. What would be Trump's reaction?

A. He would repeatedly try to hold her hand on TV the night before he was to leave.
B. He orders the Secret Service to cut off her food and water until she changes her mind.
C. He orders his aides to drug her and move her on to the plane.
D. He takes the trip and never notices she's not there.

A terrorist group has announced that it will kill all the grass on the greens on the Mar-A-Lago golf course--if Trump doesn't pay a ransom of $6 million dollars in 24 hours. What would Trump do?

A. Get the FBI, CIA and Interpol on the case because America needs her golf greens healthy and green.
B. Station Eric and Trump Jr. on the golf course to watch out for attacks.
C. Offer the terrorists lifetime memberships and all the KFC they can eat.
D. Completely forget about it until long after the deadline has passed.

The answers are all D. In the first question, he might have chosen Lynda Carter except that she campaigned for Crooked Hillary. Trump would explain the Robert Mugabe naming because he thinks we might need a favor from Zimbabwe someday. It's later discovered that Zimbabwe is loaning the Trump Family money. On the last question, the greens get poisoned and Trump has the government pay for new and better greens, while collecting a bundle from the insurance company. He also uses the opportunity to launder some of Vlad's money for him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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