Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea
It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes.
Kim Jong Un grew impatient and went over to the missile, yelling at it. After kicking it several times, he pulled out his pistol and shot it 16 times. Nothing happened. This is when he climbed upon the missile and began jumping up and down on it.
It was then that Kim Jong Un's bun size went from 58" to 6 feet.