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Funny story: Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Concerned friends of Nanette Harper of Nashville, Tennessee, started to worry that Nanette had exceeded the extra 30 to 40 pounds that they all comfortably carry, and might be getting a little too fat. "It's a delicate subject, and you don't want...

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Funny story: Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

MANDATORY automatic calorie limiters could soon be implanted into all new-born babies within the next three years, as new measures to slash obesity levels are introduced. Some MPs (the slimmer ones) have approved the fitment of a range of new impla...

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Funny story: Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else

Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else

Meghan Larson of disability-friendly New York City was devastated to learn that her blind boyfriend, Lance, wasn't that blind - and had been seeing another woman for over a year. "They say love is blind, and it was literally true in my case," sai...

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Funny story: Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...

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Funny story: Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

A woman was today denied an ice cream by a seriously fat vendor in an ice cream van outside a school. The woman had had a particularly long, hot, difficult day at work had just been thinking that if there was an ice cream van parked outside the sc...

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Funny story: Elderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!

Elderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!

An elderly man from Louisburg, North Carolina has sued a well known weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches using their program. His suit is for reckless endangerment, false advertising and public humiliation. He appeared a...

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Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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Funny story: Man in love with desperate Mexican transgender

Man in love with desperate Mexican transgender

A Syrian man named Abu is believed to be the fattest man alive and he is in love with a Mexican transgender according to celebrity gossip. His weight reached an incredible 500 kilograms and he smells like an old sardine can. Iman Ahmad Abdulati,...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...

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Funny story: Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. And it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together, seeking answers to t...

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Funny story: Fat Arses and Fat Wallets

Fat Arses and Fat Wallets

Brits will spend £16billion on snacks, takeaways and sugary drinks this year. Scientists (those guys who are YET to cure racism) have said it's due to our extremely busy lifestyles. Back and to the Left news reckon it's to do with those aforementione...

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Funny story: Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

With the peak of the summer season, the heat and humidity have locals concerned about the effect that local thunder-thighs have on the well-being of their neighborhood. As shorts get shorter, and tops become more cropped, it leaves much more room fo...

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Funny story: Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting this morning that a Raleigh police officer is suing Starbucks for one million dollars. His lawsuit states that he gained over three hundred pounds in three years from free donuts he had been given at the...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

TRENTON, NJ - The spokesman for The Chris Christie Foundation, Betha Buhderbahl, announced that the foundation will take on a troubling, weighty issue when it comes to the income gap between healthy people and the obese. Obese people make 72 cents...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Proposes Taxing Fat Americans

Michelle Obama Proposes Taxing Fat Americans

America's first lady announced at a White House press conference today: "In these tough times we can't have forty percent of the population flushing unnecessary vital resources down the toilet! "It's a waste of much needed food and energy and toilet paper! "We could eliminate 78 million acres of deforestation - which will help fight global warming! "Every time a fat person takes an une...

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Funny story: Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

The golden rule of NOT EVER tumble drying a Florida man's GOOD shirts has been broken and violated - resulting in two inches of material simply disappearing into thin air. The once comfortable white and blue designer label polo shirts which Dunc...

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