Written by Aspartame Boy

Friday, 30 December 2016

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Sloppy Giuseppe in the hot tub anyone?

Sovereign District of Colunbia - Obama shocked the world today when he blamed pizza and vodka for losing the election for the invalid Hicklary Clinton.

He flamed that the sordid pizza emails were leaked by vodka sodden Russians. He immediately had several pallets of vodka removed from the White House and declared that no more pizza would be allowed to be delivered to his staff.

Our annonymous source known only as Bill reports that Hicklary will not relinquish her pizza and vodka. Of course it was the pizza that lost it for her. But falling down drunk didn't help, he concluded.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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