London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat.
It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of hos as the ex-UK Prime Monster faces a barrage of lawsuits from disgusted Middle Eastern potentates.
Including the former Shit of Persia's ambassador to Pyongyang.
Blair was forced to step down earlier today just as US Federal Agents busted one of his Latin American football slush funds and arrested eight directors of the sport's international governing corpse. Uh, body.
Commenting on the abrupt departure at lunchtime Blair swore he'd be getting even with the Saudis who blame him for fomenting Jihadi chaos across the Middle East.
"I didn't get where I am today without screwing over a few dead camels," Blair chortled, "that would have kicked the bucket anyway without me firing so much as a single shot."
A career in stand-up now beckons possibly as a Clinton Foundation supporting act.