Blair appointed Head of Procurement for new Arab League Army

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 29 March 2015

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Pimping's what I do best

Cairo, Egypt - Cynics are calling it a 30 pieces-of-silver arrangement cobbled together by the global arms industry.

This morning members of the Arab League meeting in Shark el-Sheikh announced Blair's appointment to the newly forged $10bn pan-Arab rapid response hit squad.

It aims to obliterate Jihadi bastards and other excrement identified by Democracy peddlers like Blair - who's on a $1m a year to help wipe them out.

The 10-nation, Saudi-led coalition has presented the former UK Prime Monster with a 200 page shopping list of armament needa to help carry out air strikes against Shia Houthi rebels in Yemen.

The country's President Abdrabbuh Mansour Hadi is also partial to Montpelier Nougat, a sweatmeat no longer available in his terror-strewn land.

Blair's first task will be stocking the rapid response squad's brothel with vaccinated hookers to put lead in soldiers' depleted pencils.

A gram of hit squad cocaine will retail at around $100.

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