Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy".
The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is the fourth spawn from the bowels of the Rosheen house. The little girl follows her three older brothers, Tim Horton, 12, Unique, 7, and Twonique, 2, and seems to be a peach of an addition to such a rather foul family.
Several locals have commented, including county overseer Jessica Bordenn.
"May God help us all." She stated bluntly.
However, this isn't the first case of the occurrence. In fact, according to New Media Research "more morons are having children then ever before."
