Washington's Museum of the Bible has announced that five of its most prized artefacts – valuable fragments in its collection of Dead Sea Scrolls – are forgeries and will no longer be displayed unlike other artefacts of dodgy origin. German researc...
San Francisco, CA - Want Add Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE. You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here. Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a fr...
In a text message to everyone on his contact list, Ruben DeMarco of New Milford New Jersey has a strong message that captures and explains his frustration. "So, I'm at the movies with Kate and my cell phone buzzes" Ruben explained "who the he...
Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...
TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...
Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy". The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is t...
A gas plant explosion in the small town of Highwater, KS is the type of thing that can bring out the best in people. They band together, help each other, generally pitch in and get through the crisis. Highwater had a different idea, however. T...
In recent days, weeks, and months, there have been some outrageous displays of total insanity, stupidity, arrogance, fraud, and even murder and mass murder, bringing back the need for throwing rocks at people. Just like in Biblical times. None of these events or people are funny. They're very unfunny. And although we can't actually throw rocks at others, dark satire's always been a good way to sli...
Gun toting crazies, flush with a victory over the US Government and common sense in general with their defeat of all gun bills, have decided to keep on a roll and create more gun sales by stimulating more mass shootings. Observing that the sale of gu...
Labour candidate, Alan Cretin won the Sparrow-on-the-Wold mayoral by-election last night. Cretin, a former Miss World and the first person to legally breastfeed a Stoat, thrashed second-placed Tory winner Cardinal Ken "Mincepie" McGregor. Fellow s...
Barcelona - Spain:- A man caused quite a stir in this cosmopolitan Catalan city this morning, as he paraded around the city's central square, Placa Espana, wearing a placard which stated: 'I AM AN IDIOT AND PROUD OF IT!' A group of curious onlo...
A recent study has found that unbeknownst to the rest of us the US Congress is actually getting dumber. Who knew? The study was conducted by the Society of Dysfunctional Ping Pong Players, who studied the last 20 years of Congressional Represen...
San Francisco CA - Scientists predict that millions of rebellious idiotic, rude, young adults will be blinded Monday. Dr. Smerve Leude of the Whackover Institute told reporters that the eclipse of the sun Monday would not be total. Damaging rays wo...
Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament. After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not. Yes, u...
Ricky Gervais has vowed never to present the Golden Globes again after his third stint was given a lukewarm reception by critics. Gervais caused outrage last year with a string of near the knuckle jokes at the expense of Hollywood royalty. With G...
These days, the media is full of depressing but thrilling news about the financial crisis. It is regularly implied that we are all doomed, that banks will fail, governments will fall, and nothing will work in the future. But somehow the world continues turning. It's enough to make one hit oneself over the head with a brick and yell, "What does it mean? What does it all mean???" So here, in the...
We've all been there. Happily blundering in the dark believing that there's no God and that pure random chance and basic high school physics created the universe and all life within it, in it's glorious diversity. Then suddenly it hits us. Life is like a train, and we can stay on those single tracks blindly following science, or we could get off at Religion Station. The great thing about...
The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...
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