12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

Written by Moose

Sunday, 8 March 2015

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ATLANTA, GA - According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics.

Some of the other interesting numbers in the poll:

68% of US citizens support child vaccines while 86% are opposed.

84% percent believe in that global climate change is occurring, while 79% of the public does not believe in global climate change.

76% of the public believes that God created human beings but 83% do not believe in God.

63% of American adults are unaware that the last dinosaur died before humans arose, but 78% believe that dinosaurs are still here.

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