Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

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Looked ok in the catalog

Tehran - IS Jihadis are in the frame for a suspected hoax wrought on the hapless Iranian official in charge of national procurement, 'excluding hookers'.

The deception has sent Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny Jr squealing to the dog house about his purchase of a bargain basement job lot of parliamentary seats.

Last week the long-awaited consignment arrived at the National Consultative Self-Assembly Council HQ with written instructions for assembling the three million fix-it-yourself self-assembly seats.

In Hebrew.

As if that wasn't bad enough the accompanying diagrams proved to be several screws short of a bolt cutter with 90% of the pre-packaged units looking suspiciously like toilet seats.

Commenting on the disaster a carpentry source close to former President Ahmadinejad said today that IS Jihadis had made a complete fool of the procurement Ayatollah.

"This is the worst thing ever to happen in the entire hystery of the Iranian National Consultative Self-Assembly Council," the spokesperson said.

The Islamic State do-it-yourself self-assembly writing desk is bound to follow next.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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